paChooKs Private
Number of posts : 203 Age : 40 Forum XP points : 5925 Registration date : 2008-07-28
| Subject: men are number 1........... Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:28 pm | |
| GUYS' RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
Finally , THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR " THE RULES " FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE. THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.
1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.
1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR.
1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU WON'T DRESS LIKE THE VICTORIA 'S SECRET GIRLS, DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.
1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE. REALLY .
1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS SEX, CARS, THE SHOTGUN FORMATION, OR BASKETBALL.
1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;
BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.
PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH.
PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN - TO GIVE THEM A BIG GER LAUGH [/center] | |
|
playboy Sergeant
Number of posts : 589 Age : 37 Location : baguio Job : law student Forum XP points : 6215 Registration date : 2009-03-18
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:48 pm | |
| haha a putra gis oh sa wakas me naka dali rin ahhahhahaha
apir at saludo ako jan heheheh ang galing ng gumawa ...... sino gumawa nito isasama ko sya sa prayers ko!@!!!!
post aagad sa facebook let us preach the good news wahahhahahha | |
|
Stealth Corporal
Number of posts : 512 Age : 45 Location : Baguio City Forum XP points : 6436 Registration date : 2007-08-10
| |
yobski3131 Forum Police
Number of posts : 2523 Forum XP points : 7326 Registration date : 2007-07-19
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:51 am | |
| does it have to be always number one....yeah ayuyah | |
|
NIGHTSTALKER Enclave Trooper
Number of posts : 242 Age : 47 Location : Baguio, Mt. Province Forum XP points : 5369 Registration date : 2010-06-24
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:09 pm | |
| WOW! ang lupit.... favorite no. 1
bakit palaging nasa una?
hay! ang hirap maging lalake... noh!!!!! | |
|
Knight Cadet 1st Year
Number of posts : 27 Age : 41 Forum XP points : 5291 Registration date : 2009-12-04
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:02 pm | |
| correct ka jan. nice one sir... | |
|
pono Private 1st Class
Number of posts : 294 Age : 35 Location : Baguio Forum XP points : 6159 Registration date : 2008-01-18
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:47 am | |
| hahaha nice 1 sir pato... ) | |
|
felix Cadet 3rd Year
Number of posts : 113 Age : 30 Location : TRINIDAD/TUBA Job : CRIMINOLOGY STUDENT Forum XP points : 4935 Registration date : 2011-02-16
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... Sat May 21, 2011 4:09 pm | |
| | |
|
Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: men are number 1........... | |
| |
|